Maybe you have a brother like mine...an avid Star Wars fan perhaps? Maybe your brother was third in the nation for floral design (for an asymmetrical Bird of Paradise arrangement, no less). Maybe your brother can't watch Overboard without crying, either. Maybe YOUR brother lives in your grandma's house. No? Well...poor you.
If you did have a brother like mine, you would be darn lucky, because my brother is pretty awesome. And he's been bugging me for quite a while to make him a Jedi outfit. So here you go, Christopher. If the Jedi thing doesn't work out for you, there's always flowers.